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- Who does this Obama guy think he is?! (158 comments)
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The most terrible, vile, disgusting president of all time...
Thu May 17, 2012 3:26 PM EDT
I have to warn you, we're going to talk about a US president in this article that was as dispicable as a president can be. A president who, in January of 2013, will NOT be president any longer. Put down that sandwich, as I don't want you to get sick to your stomach.&n …
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Political Theatre: A Republican and a Democrat make a sandwich together
Thu May 17, 2012 12:27 AM EDT
In this riveting, educational, and entirely award-worthy (wink-wink, nudge-nudge) debut edition of "Political Theatre" (the "E" and the "R" are turned around, so you know this is some classy s---!), we're going to join a Republican and a Democrat, both politicians, …
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TV host Henry offends Australian viewers - Yahoo! New Zealand News
Seeded on Wed May 16, 2012 7:45 AM EDT (Yahoo! News)
Who does this Obama guy think he is?!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:54 PM EDT
I've had it up to here with this President Obama... if that is his real name. I just got done watching seven minutes of Fox News, and let me tell you, I learned more than I cared to learn about this Muslim socialist who hates America and wants to poop directly on our childr …
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Obama Hits Syria With Brutal Blast of Adverbs
Seeded on Tue May 15, 2012 7:54 PM EDT (Bloomberg.com)
By Jeffrey Goldberg "The crackdown by Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad against his own citizens counts as one of the most blood-soaked acts of political repression in the Middle East since his father and predecessor, Hafez al-Assad, waged his own onslaught against anti-regime act …
An Atheist World in 30 Years
Tue May 15, 2012 12:29 PM EDT
An upstanding Newsviner posted an article recently asking the question of the secular vision of the world, come 30 years hence "What Would It Look Like???? [sic]" Herein, I take a stab at answering the question, with the intent to allay some of the fears that the religious …
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Oh, Gaga! We Are Being Gay Rayed, Fundies Beware!
Tue May 15, 2012 11:22 AM EDT
"This place is van damme FULL of gays! They are everywhere I tell you truly!" "Well, it is a Lady Gaga happening, babe, doncha know." "Here's a gay. There's a gay. Everywhere's a gay. GAYS ARE EVER--" "Hello?? Hello? Hellloooooo.... I think my phone just got gay-r …
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Liberal psychiatrists in Sweden pushing to have conservative values introduced into DSM 5 as symptom of mental illness.
Tue May 15, 2012 4:44 AM EDT
Stockholm, Sweden In a press conference today a group of 14 internationally acclaimed psychiatrists unveiled draft revisions for the DSM 5(Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) which is scheduled to come out in May, 2013. Among the proposed guidelines is …
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Gangrenous, stinky, puss dripping donkey dick. I agree.....s/
Tue May 15, 2012 12:46 AM EDT
Gangrenous, stinky, puss dripping donkey dick. I agree. That is the level of recourse on the vine today. So, I decided to have a limbo contest for the souls on the newsvine. That is right people, how low can you go? Give me your best shot, before they delete this article!
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